Jerk of all trades, master of none. Writes sysadmin "get 'er done"-level code. Knows more about PostScript and RFC-2822 than he ever wanted to. Finds 2B || D4 funny. Loathes MS products, not on principle, but because they are painful to use. Damned dirty Mac-user, but is platform agnostic professionally. Has never before written an entire personal item referencing himself only in the third person.